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Henry the Hippo, Part Six
Henry the Hippo: how shall I begin?
It seems so hopeless; I know I shan't win.
I do not want to hear about Family Guy;
Hippo, why do you refuse to die?
Henry the Hippo, you are such a [bleep]ing merde,
You exude repellence that cannot be compared!
How should I know Kayla's brand of shampoo?!
Henry the Hippo, I resent you!
My hatred of you should terrify,
You density never ceases to stupify
If you weren't a slimy maggot, I might pity you,
For the substance flaking off your flesh resembles dried glue.
Henry the Hippo, words cannot convey,
How you incur my wrath, and the price you'll have to pay.