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Confession of a Two Faced

June 9, 2012
By Alechcim SILVER, Plano, Texas
Alechcim SILVER, Plano, Texas
6 articles 2 photos 28 comments

Favorite Quote:
"There's no such thing as impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" -Audrey Hepburn
"Be the change you wish to see in the world.- Ganhdi
"I have no failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Edison


I lied.

I lied.

I lied.

I lied.

I do not like you.

Yet we're friends.

You p*** me off.

Which I don't recommend.

You are an idiot.

My BFF.

How stupid can you get?

Can I punch you yet?

Other people have feeling.

If you can actually believe it.

Maybe I should lock you up.

So you can throw a fit.

You're SO BEAUTIFUL.

MY FAVORITE DEPUTY

Did you get my message yet?

How about I paint a picture.

Maybe two or three.

Of you locked up in a cage.

After I swallowed the key.

Oh sorry.

I'm ranting.

My pretty little liar.

How about I bash your head in the wall.

Then remove it with some pliers.

Let's have a party.

And while you straighten you're hair.

I'll tear up all your carpet.

And then throw it up in the air.

Soon you're heart will break.

And you can cry on my shoulder.

But soon you'll forget me.

As we get older and older.

BFF?

What's that?

Who was she?

I'm you're Two Faced Biffle.

The only known company.


The author's comments:
Sometimes I feel like a dungeon dragon. I get angry.

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on Jun. 23 2012 at 12:57 pm
Alechcim SILVER, Plano, Texas
6 articles 2 photos 28 comments

Favorite Quote:
"There's no such thing as impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" -Audrey Hepburn
"Be the change you wish to see in the world.- Ganhdi
"I have no failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Edison

Thank you!:)

on Jun. 23 2012 at 12:56 pm
Alechcim SILVER, Plano, Texas
6 articles 2 photos 28 comments

Favorite Quote:
"There's no such thing as impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" -Audrey Hepburn
"Be the change you wish to see in the world.- Ganhdi
"I have no failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Edison

Thank you so much:)

on Jun. 17 2012 at 7:07 pm
andromeda13 SILVER, Barrie, Other
8 articles 0 photos 174 comments
This was just great. I laughed a lot not out of arorgance but og the sheer blunt truth of everything this poem states. I loved it and it deserves five stars. :D

on Jun. 13 2012 at 2:42 am
TheShyOne BRONZE,
2 articles 0 photos 13 comments

Favorite Quote:
We are are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~Oscar Wilde

Intense....this has a great energy! Wow. Just wow. 

on Jun. 12 2012 at 8:39 pm
Ashers101 DIAMOND, Lebanon, Pennsylvania
54 articles 0 photos 26 comments

Favorite Quote:
I don't want to be like everyone else, I want to be me. I won't walk with all of you on the ground because I can fly. -My own quote

I love this. Great job !