Receiving data.
Processing…
Data identified. Data designation: sadness.
Initiating list of appropriate responses.
Processing…
List complete. Choose program to run.
Program chosen.
“Is…there anything I can do?”
Awaiting response.
Response received.
Processing…
No available programs for response.
Subject has said “Nothing.”
Why is there nothing?
Self is here.
Self is willing to help.
Self does not want to see subject sad.
Self does not like to see subject sad.
Self desires to make subject stop feeling sad.
Self desires subject to be happy.
But self requires necessary data.
Self is unable to respond without necessary data.
Self cannot think for self.
Self needs data.
Why does subject not give self data?
Self needs data.
Self cannot do anything without data.
Self can only do
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Self cannot help.
Self is unable to be of use.
Self is useless.
Useless.
Useless.
Useless.
Processing…
Initiating shut-down.