Beds, windows, rooms,
All the normal things!
Desks, and chairs are an everyday thing!
Quite boring, quite boring indeed.
It’s no fun out here,
Out here in the clear,
In the back is where the fun is at!

Scalpels, saws, and more playthings!
Fun, Fun! Fun galore!
Fun, fun with all of this gore!

Surgeries are my favorite.
And the nurses like them too.
They do and like everything I do,
Mostly because I tell them to!

And when the patient is asleep,
That’s when the fun starts,
That’s when playtime begins.
Needles, amnesia, and sharp, oh so sharp things.
Tools I need,
Toys I use.
Right before the patient goes under,
I tell him or her,
“Oh! It’ll go great. You’re in good hands!”
And as the patient slips away…
So do I

And playtime begins