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One Disgusting Slop
What I like to eat is onion dip with meat
I know it’s not very tasty but that’s just what makes me me
If you like to celebrate this will make it great
You will say your hellos then people will take a look and say that’s gross
You can put it in a cup but be prepared to clean the throw up
Enjoy your treat, your onion dip with meat
I’m sure you thought that was superb but this is a real loopty looper
Yellow on the bottom red on the top, this is one disgusting slop
What is it, what can it be That’s right ketchup and macaroni
Here it is just for you don’t spit out this wonderful goo
Put it out for a Halloween surprise it will scare the little kids’ eyes
That’s it don’t you wish just wait till you hear my next dish
You think those two dishes are the worst I have to tell you that wasn’t the first
I won’t tell you the rest because that would lead to a mess
The only person who’s eaten all three is in a cemetery
He didn’t last for the whole feast but he will rest in peace
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