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Hypocrite?
Don’t smoke, I say
It kills brain cells and makes you lazy, you see
Don’t drink, I say
Its empty calories and brings out the worst, you see
Study hard, I say
You’ll go to a good college and get a job, you see
Never lie, I say
It’s a bad habit, you see
Don’t procrastinate, I say
You’ll get nowhere with that, you see
Just take my advice, I say
Trust me I know what I’m doing, you see
I smoke/drink/neverstudy/lie/procrastinate. Shhh.

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