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Ode to Internet Explorer
  Oh, Internet Explorer,
  Save me the horror
  Of demoting myself to set you
  As my dysfunctional default browser
  When I have open two tabs
  I wait like the wife of a coma patient
  As you too, resist responding
  You crash like a train
  with two cars
  and a plane
  You sink like a boat
  With a hole
  In a moat
  Your speed matches that of
  a slippery snail
  Wandering the world wide web,
  Weeping.
  Oh, internet explorer,
  I must only express my distress
  You home to be default
  But that question’s an insult.

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I wrote this peice for my creative writing class