Tis the season to be greedy Ah! I mean jolly
A time to be phony and shady, here, you drop your penny,
More, more, more, Ah! I mean ho, ho, ho
Kindness? or just playing a game of casino and bingo
People talking in drummers drum
Natural selection dialogue, oh humbug, humbug
Everyday should be Christmas
Ohhhh all of sudden your religious?
Suspicious, aint it? admit!
you have a fake outfit for profit, and you know it!
Advocating generosity in one day then go back to the expressway
Hooray for you in your screenplay, now runaway, faraway
From the Christmas past, present, and future
Hipster manner, I bet you don't even know your own neighbor,
Just your pop culture.