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Apple
May 5, 2016
When you eat an apple, you get healthy
When you get healthy, you get strong
When you get strong, you get a girlfriend
When you get a girlfriend, you get a wife
When you get a wife, you have kids
When you have kids, you lose your job
When you lose your job, you lose money
When you lose money, you lose your house
When you lose your house, you become homeless
So don't eat an apple
© Alice B., Sarasota, FL
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