If I were in charge of the world
There would be no more commercials,
Trips to the dentist,
Boring books, or scary movies.

If I were in charge of the world
Fish would only be pets,
You would have no regrets
And Chipotle and Panera would be free

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have social studies.
You wouldn't have homework.
You wouldn't even have school.
There would be no "go clean your room”
Your room would clean itself.

If I were in charge of the world
It would only be cold in December and January
Every bath would have bubbles
And a person who was sometimes lazy
And occasionally acted a little crazy
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.

Modeled from If I Were in Charge of the World by Judith Viorst