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There Was A Young Woman...

December 8, 2009
By NicoleB GOLD, Co Kildare, Other
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. -Stephen King

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There was a young woman from Kerry
Who was very allergic to dairy.
She'd sneeze and she'd sneeze
When confronted with cheese.
Then poof! and turn into a fairy!

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BrittaniaS said...
on Jan. 7 2010 at 8:30 am
I think this is really funny! It reminds me of my english class sophomore year when we had to write limericks. We had a contest to see whos was the best in the class. I do really like this though because I like that everything rhymes the way its supposed to. I don't always like when people make up words to rhyme with other words. Also, this flows very well! Great Job!