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February 2, 2012
By PoetryAngel14 PLATINUM, Ithaca, New York
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.&quot; ~Robert Brault<br /> &quot;Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.&quot; ~Albert Einstein

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There once was a girl in New York,

Who really enjoyed eating pork.

But she got some spam

She thought was a man

That poor stupid blonde from New York.

© Adriana M., Winter Park, FL

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PoetryAngel14 PLATINUM said...
on Feb. 16 2012 at 7:53 pm
PoetryAngel14 PLATINUM, Ithaca, New York
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.&quot; ~Robert Brault<br /> &quot;Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.&quot; ~Albert Einstein

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thanks :) and sure
illusions GOLD said...
on Feb. 16 2012 at 3:26 pm
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haha this is funny. i luv the last line! can u plz check me out and comment plz?