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Where Do Babies Come From? MAG
Astral shuttles, streaking, dropping
Baby-bearing bubbles popping
Chem reactions for baby brew
Dreamt-up visions 'tween me and you
Eating seeds, growing, retching
Fishing, baiting, baby catching
Gumball babies for a quarter
Hailing babies, sounding mortar
Infomercials, sold on the phone
Junkyard scraps to build your own
Knitted up with some special string
Lightning-born with a sudden zing
Magic genie to grant your wish
Nine-month oven-baked baby dish
Ostrich eggs cracking, breaking
Play-Doh baby, sculpting, making
Quest-assigned for the baby grail
Resent the app sent in the mail
Sneezing, surprise baby snot
Three-D printed little tot
UFOs drop them from the sky
Volcanic-erupted babies fly
Washed up on sands, left to rest
X-marked buried baby chests
You never know where they'll be!
Zero true from A to Z?
I think my parents lied to me.
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