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Flat Earth

March 21, 2019
By Anonymous

F-F-F-F Flat, uh

F-F-F-F Flat, yeah

F-F-F-F Flat, alright now


Flat Earth is real, I'm rapping up the truth,

If you don't believe, I mean that's cool,

But if you lay out the facts,

Study them hard,

And think,

Jupiter,

Stupider,

Mars,

Bars,

You call my an idiot,

Turns out I’m illiterate,


My fellow frat brothers,

With all diff-er-ent mothers,

Agree with the facts,

That the Earth is very flat, uh, bars


All the water would fall out if the Earth was round,

See I’m spittin’ facts right off of the ground, uh,


Tell me I’m wrong,

Well look at the proof,

If the Earth was round,

Then your chimney would fall off the roof, uh,

Bars


The author's comments:

I wrote this song because this is what I believe, and I really like what I believe in, so please keep your hateful comments to yourself.

 

Thank you and Goodnight. 


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Chlo_money said...
on Apr. 3 2019 at 8:21 am
Chlo_money, Wilmingtion, North Carolina
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Believe what you like and thank you for not being hateful
*cough* *cough* The Earth is Flat

on Mar. 28 2019 at 5:17 pm
starfeather PLATINUM, Olathe, Kansas
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Favorite Quote:
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA- to the stars, through difficulties.

While I like the flow of this song, I must say that the Earth is round. I am not being 'hateful', I am stating a fact proven by simple science. However, I do not think you are dumb or stupid, simply mistaken.

Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 25 2019 at 11:37 am
Chlo_money, Wilmingtion, North Carolina
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Thank you so very much for this positve comment this help me sleep good tonight.

on Mar. 25 2019 at 8:50 am
avasaurousrex BRONZE, Wilmington, North Carolina
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This is..... dare I say.... BARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 24 2019 at 5:51 pm
Chlo_money, Wilmingtion, North Carolina
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Wow! Excellant! Amazing! This piece of artistry work is the best of all time! I love the rythem and the way it flows ever so nicely! Can you please put this rap up on the Itunes store that way I can program my phone every morning to wake me up to this song! Keep up the great work!