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My $ass

May 22, 2014
By HailSatan BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
HailSatan BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"Smoke Weed erryday" - Snoop Lion


My sass is untamed
It cannot be contained
My sassiness is beyond extreme
It’s more than just a dream

Gurrrrrl
My Sass is fo’ real.

You cannot fathom
my sassiness, madame
My sass is the greatest thing
Because I am the king.

(Well, really the queen..)

Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you kneel...

My sass is like a roaring lion.
My sass is as hot as a Paraguayan.
My sass is like a punishing force
My sass is like an elegant horse.

Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you squeaL

You got nothing on my sass
And I ain’t even go to sass class.
My sass is smoother than sheer glass
The mass of my sass is as great as my a**!

(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

Gurrrrl
My sass is a big deal..
My sass has got limitless appeal.
My sass is most indeed ideal.
My sass is seems quite unreal..
My sass is almost quite surreal.
But there's one thing I need to reveal

(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

MY SASS IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

(Bam, as I walk off stage.)


The author's comments:
I wrote this poem after the tragic death of my entire species. I think it helped me cope with my loss by letting everything out, as well as evoking an emotional reaction in the hearts of readers. The lyrics are designed to strike strong in all audiences. I hope you enjoy it.

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on May. 7 2016 at 10:14 pm
Shiningstar27 BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Ahhh rediscovering this after two years :D
Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P

on May. 7 2016 at 10:14 pm
Shiningstar27 BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
3 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Ahhh rediscovering this after two years :D
Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P

on May. 30 2014 at 12:13 pm
HailSatan BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
4 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Smoke Weed erryday" - Snoop Lion

yolo yolo yolo swag

on May. 28 2014 at 8:54 pm
HailSatan BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
4 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Smoke Weed erryday" - Snoop Lion

Thanks for giving out my real name online, jerk.

on May. 27 2014 at 4:52 pm
Hawksfan95 BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
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Hi zimmy! Loved it, 5 star rating I gave it.

on May. 27 2014 at 12:37 pm
HailSatan BRONZE, Crystal Lake, Illinois
4 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Smoke Weed erryday" - Snoop Lion

Swag swag swag swag