Asians eat what they want and how they want
That is why boy Asians has better swag,
Girl Asians hurt people when they will taunt
When the boys sing, they throw up in a bag.

Meditating, as they will concentrate,
They are the best and superior ones.
They are legend, and they can also date
Praying, Asians befriends the coolest nuns.

Fighting like Jackie Chan, they always win,
Cooking as a chef, like Jackie Chan’s dad
They steal and make lies, so Asians do sin,
Quicker than most Americans, that’s sad.

Winning swag, as they scrub mud off their feet,
As always, they will never smell defeat.