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Chinese Horoscopes

May 19, 2008
By Anonymous

Have you ever wondered about what Chinese horoscope you are? I’m going to tell you in this article what sign anyone would be.





First I’m going to tell you the story of why they even made this. The story is there was a big race in China over who was the fastest. All the animals ran the race and the order came as followed; Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Lamb, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig. The reason the order came out like that because the closer they were to the front the less they bragged about and were mean to the others.


Now to tell you what years you have to be in to be what animal. To be a Metal Rat you have to be born in the years 1900 or 1960. To be a Water Rat you have to be born in 1912 or 1972. To be a Wood Rat you have to be born in 1924 or 1984. To be a Fire Rat you have to be born in 1936 or 1996. And to be an Earth Rat you have to be born in 1948 or 2008.



There are more animals than that. To be a Metal Ox you have to be born in 1901 or 1961. To be a Water Ox you have to be born in 1913 or 1973. To be a Wood Ox you have to be born in 1925 or 1985. To be a Fire Ox you have to be born in 1937 or 1997. And last for the Ox to be an Earth Ox you have to be born in 1949 or 2009.


Now the next animal is the Tiger to be a Metal Tiger you have to be born in 1950 or 2010. To be a Water Tiger you have to be born in 1902 or 1962. To be a Wood Tiger you have to be born in 1914 or 1974. To be a Fire Tiger you have to be born in 1926 or 1986. And last to be an Earth Tiger you have e to be born in 1938 or 1998.


The next animal is a Rabbit. To be a Metal Rabbit you have to be born in 1951 or 2011. To be a Water Rabbit you have to be born in 1903 or 1963. To be a Wood Rabbit you have to be born in 1915 or 1975. To be a Fire Rabbit you have to be born in 1927 or 1987. To be an Earth Rabbit you have to be born in 1939 or 1999.


The next animal is the Dragon. To be a Metal Dragon you have to be born in 1940 or 2000. To be a Water Dragon you have to be born in 1952 or 1912. To be a Wood Dragon you have to be born in 1904 or 1962. To be a Fire Dragon you have to be born in 1916 or 1976. To be an Earth Dragon you have to be born in 1928 or 1988.


Then the Snake. To be a Metal Snake you have to be born in1941 or 2001. To be a Water Snake you have to be born in 1953 or 2013. To be a Wood Snake you have to be born in 1905 or 1965. To be a Fire Snake you have to be born in 1917 or 1977. And to be an Earth Snake you have to be born in 1929 or 1989.





Now it’s the Horse. To be a Metal Horse you have to be born in the years 1930 or 1990. To be a Water Horse you have to be born in 1942 or 2002. To be a Wood Horse you have to be born in the years 1954 or 2014. To be a Fire Horse you have to be born in the years 1906 or 1966. To be an Earth Horse you have to be born in 1918 or 1978.



Next in the race was the Lamb. To be a Metal Lamb you have to be born in 1931 or 1991. To be a Water Lamb you have to be born in 1943 or 2003. To be a Wood Lamb you have to be born in 1955 or 2015. To be a Fire Lamb you have to be born in 1907 or 1967. And last to be an earth lamb you have to be born in 1919 or 1979.


The Monkey came in after the Lamb. To be a Metal Monkey you have to be born in the years 1920 or 1980. To be a Water Monkey you have to be born in the years 1932 or 1992. To be a Wood Monkey you have to be born in the years 1944 or 2004. To be a Fire Monkey you have to be born in the years 1956 or 2016. And finely to be an Earth Monkey you have to be born in 1908 or 1968.


The Rooster crowed into 10th place. To be a Metal Roster you have to be born in ether 1921 or 1981. To be a Water Rooster you have to be born in 1933 or 1993. To be a wood Rooster you have to be born in 1945 or 2005. To be a Fire Rooster you have to be born in 1957 or 2017. And to be an Earth Rooster you have to be born in the years 1909 or 1969.


The Dog came in next. To be a Metal Dog you have to be born in the years 1910 or 1970. To be a Water Dog you have to be born in 1922 or 1982. To be a Wood Dog you have to be born in 1934 or 1994, I’m a Wood Dog. To be a Fire Dog you have to be born in 1946 or2006. And to be an Earth Dog you have to be born in 1958 or 2018.

The last animal is the Pig. To be a Metal Pig you have to be born in 1911 or 1971. To be a Water Pig you have to be born in 1923 or 1983. To be a Wood Pig you have to be born in 1935 or 1995. To be a Fire Pig you have to be born in 1947 or 2007. And last to be an Earth Pig you have to be born in 1959 or2019.


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