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Willy McDuff & the Weirdo Factory

May 3, 2024
By Anonymous

United Kingdom 

*A whimsical brightly light stage opens a cutscene, with a young 16 year old man named Joseph on this journey 

*Willy McDuff is a character of eccentric charm, and to separate mundane and magical from the horrors that is The Unknown.

*Narrator:

 Now who is The Unknown? Well, he is rumoured to be a evil chocolate maker who lurks through the walls, and he is made of chrome and looks like a knockoff of The Undertaker

*Willy McDuff:

 We are going on a catgacting adventure along with exarserdray lollipops and a pasadise of sweet teats.

*Narrator:

 Our friend, The Unknown, is hiding in the walls. 

*Narrator: 

The Unknown comes out of the walls, and hides behind the mirror, now who is The Unknown’s friend? AI

*Willy McDuff: 

Welcome to the Enchanted Garden my friends

*Guest 1 in head:

 Why does this look like a scene out of Breaking Bad?

*Me thinking the same

*Willy McDuff freezes, in a shocked expression

*The Unknown lurks out of the walls, and in front of Willy Mcduff’s crew 

*The Unknown 

in a very sinister voice:

 Ah Willy McDuff and his band of explorers, you have something that has been my life achievement to obtain, The Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, now hand it over or you will be taken to the land of The Unknown. 

*Narrator: 

The Unknown disappears, and hides behind a later to see mirror

*Narrator: about 2 minutes later our friend The Unknown makes an appearance

*Narrator: The disappointment was immeasurable with our guests visiting the Imagination lab, which is exactly what you need in the lab. 

*Fast forward a bit through the trip, where my time is to strike.


*Joseph:

 I am looking to a mirror, until I see chrome shining behind the mirror

*The Unknown makes one of the most evil laughs ever behind the mirror

*Narrator:

 The Unknown jumpscares Joseph, but not frightening him for long

*Joseph: 

I knew it was you, The Unknown.

*The Unknown and I have a swordfight out of all things, toy swords of course

The Unknown

I’m done with this sword fighting Joey, Now time for something up my sleeve, a beam

*Joseph

Hey Mr Unknown, take a look at yourself, I grab a mirror

*Narrator:

The Unknown disappears after the mirror blinding

Joseph:

The Unknown, 

The End 


The author's comments:

I was inspired by the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow, it was hilarious how weird it was, and I decided to spoof it with me and it's villain, The Unknown, who was never in the original story.


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