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My Weird Dream (The Monkey Slayer)

April 24, 2008
By Anonymous

I was surrounded by monkeys. Not just any monkeys, but evil monkeys from the gates of hell. They were coming from left and right. I whipped out a machine gun also known as a mini-gun, which isn’t small at all. The Massive gun is about as long as a bat and as round as a fire hydrant. I mowed them down with thousands of lead bullets, but they still kept coming.

They were popping out from everywhere. It was like a wild game of whack-a-mole.

“Time to light ‘em up!” I screamed as I pulled out a flamethrower.

They looked like little fireballs zigzagging around the field like crazy. The demonic chimps grew closer and closer to me. It seemed every time I got rid of one another one took its place. All I had left was a shot gun and a couple of rounds. Next thing I knew the sun was blotted out of the sky by raining deranged apes. I heard a shotgun go off then I woke up.


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on Jul. 27 2015 at 10:18 pm
Ianultraman BRONZE, Basking Ridge, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" - Elbert Hubbard

Um... Which color did you notice the most in your dream? Try searching up colors and the dream association/ color psychology. It would be cool... Very... er... interesting I guess. I've had worse though.

on Jul. 5 2015 at 12:50 pm
MasterSun SILVER, Las Vegas, Nevada
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Favorite Quote:
"History is written by the victors"- Winston Churchill

Funny....and weird

on Oct. 18 2010 at 5:38 pm
Dragonscribe BRONZE, West Lafayette, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;A Person&#039;s a Person no Matter how Small&quot;<br /> and<br /> &quot;A Rose by Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet&quot;<br /> and<br /> &quot;God helps those who help themselves&quot;

This is really weird...interesting, though. Um. Because this is your dream, I won't criticize how you wrote it, but whoa, that's strange. Can you check out my work? Thanks.