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How Little Red Riding Hood Could've Ended
How It Could've Ended #1
Little Red Riding Hood's mother did not trust her daughter to bring the basket of food through in extremely dangerous forest.
How It Could've Ended #2
"Now, dear," said Little Red Riding Hood's mother, "stay away from that forest as far away as possible. Take the bus to Gramma's house and drop it off. Oh! And tell her she still owes me ten bucks."
And Little Red Riding Hood did.
How It Could've Ended #3
Little Red Riding Hood's mother said, "Honey, bring this basket of food to your grandma's."
Little Red Riding Hood said, "No."
How It Could've Ended #4
"Daughter, bring this basket of food to your granny's," ordered Little Red Riding Hood's mother.
"Yes, mother!" Little Red Riding Hood said in her polite little voice.
Little Red Riding Hood was dumb.
She took the forest way and drowned.
How It Could've Ended #5
"Dearest, can you-" Little Red Riding's mother started.
"I know, I know," Little Red Riding Hood said. "The narrator doesn't have to repeat it like forever."
(Thanks, Little Red Riding Hood!)
She took the basket and since her mother was too dumb to tell her directions, she died in the forest.
How It Could've Ended #6
Little Red Riding Hood's took the basket and journeyed in the woods. She was eaten by the wolf with no question. Wolves don't speak English.
How It Could've Ended #7
Little Red Riding Hood got her basket and whie bringing it to her gramma, wolves came in packs and tore her flesh open. Wolves don't travel alone. They come in packs.
How It Could've Ended #8
Little Red Riding Hood died of a heart attack because the author did not want her alive.
How It Could've Ended #9
Little Red Riding Hood ate the contents of the basket and came back home.
How It Could've Ended #10
Just post your own "How It Could've Ended" below! Let's see how creative you are.
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B. Little Red got to the forest, climbed up a tree and took the monkey route to the grandma's house. The wolf never noticed her.
THEN THE WOLF PUT ON A FEDORA
AGENT W!
omg you are awesome thank you for that part of my day (night)
Wolves don't speak English.
Wolves don't travel alone. They come in packs.
Little Red Riding Hood died of a heart attack because the author did not want her alive.
im dying
I hate fairy tales. Write your own How It Could've Ended in the comments below!