The hazardous chickens 

I woke up to the smell of chicken and cow sh*t it filled my nose like a bad sickness. It was terrible. I get up and make sure i didn't pass out in anything gross, i was good i look around me and see a bunch of random brown and black clouds with 2 big tanks that were filled with a bubbling mysterious green liquid that smelt almost worse than the animals, i heard cows and horses but however i only saw chickens. For some reason they were drinking the green liquid, almost like they've been living off this nucleic power source. I go closer to investigate but as i get closer the sound of some type animal dying or screaming just kept getting louder as i get to the chicken coupe were they all were i see that they are the one making all the noise, they were also mutated somehow they were all green and had bright red eyes they were all screaming louder than anything i've ever heard before it was wild. Their eyes were all yellow and gross looking the chicks looked deformed and were shrieking like a goat being dissected by a farmer it felt like it made the ground shake my feet felt like i had just run a thousand miles they were shaking so bad whatever these were, they were terrifying like nothing i've ever seen before. Before I continue, we must go back about 2 and ½ weeks to where this all started. I was in my basement with a couple of my homies, bill and Ted. were where in my basement playing COD and drinking some mountain dew it was a pretty normal day, we had just gotten out of school it was the weekend and usually we would go boating or go drink at the docks but we had a different idea this time “we should go to that old abandoned nuclear town just a little while away” bill said ”alright that sounds pretty good” ted and i agree”but we don't have a car” “we have the side by side we could take” i suggest we all thought it was a good idea, so we loaded it up with everything we needed camping supplies, a solar generator, tent just all of the essentials for staying a couple nights.”We have the little coleman 212s we should bring those just in case i mean hell, we have 3” i suggested “that's a good idea”ted agreed. We also brought a crossbow and a ton of arrows just for protection i mean it is abandoned we were pretty well prepared for anything to come at as, at least that's what we thought. Oh yeah i almost forgot to say my names alex but anyways onward with the story, First we had to start out going on a ferry, they were a little mad about the side by side but we didn't care it was a pretty long cruise so we brought a couple of beers and we were all drinking and talking just sitting in the side by side while we go over the bay to get to the abandoned town, we had an idea were it was but we didn't know for sure as we pulled up to the dock this dude helped us get the side by side down. We all agreed to set up camp here then go exploring on the colemans, so we set up the tent right under the dock where the beach was. We made a fire and finished setting up the camp. We made some dinner because it was getting late, luckily our bikes had headlamps so we could still go ride and be fine. We start up the bikes when Ted says “hey what are all those weird looking clouds””i have no clue, lets just continue how bad could it be” i said, i mean we knew it was an old nuclear power plant but we didn't know how nuclear it was, we still continued though. As we drive around the island we see so many buildings with overgrown branches and so many trees neither of us could see, especially in the dark, we had our lights on though so we could just see ahead of us. I was trying really hard not to crash, however I wasn't sure if there was a large stone or a tree ahead of me until the last minute. I knew i couldn't see a thing so i stop and everyone else follows me “we should head back its hella dark even with these lights i still can't see anything” i said”yeah that's a good idea i'm tired anyways” ted agrees “yeah we might as well we can just go exploring all day tomorrow” bill adds “sounds good” we all agree. So we start heading back to camp. It seemed like the night was darker tonight. It could've been those black clouds that we saw when we got there but we didnt quistion it. So fast forward to that next morning i woke up to ted making pancakes”you gonna make me one”i ask i mean it was my pancake mix  “yeah sure i got extra badder” he says “but its mine so shouldn't i not get the leftovers” i reply back to him “yeah well you coulda made it yourself” i reply punching him across the face “what was that for” ted replies “make. Me.a.damn.pancake” i say while beating him endlessly with a medium sized stick “alright fine fine fine just stop hitting me you can have the next one ``''that's what i thought” i said accepting my victory while ted accepts his defeat. As Bill gets up he says “what's all that ruckus” “oh pancakes, ted make me one” bill says still tired and rubbing his eyes. “Fine fine fine, just don't beat me with a stick” ted replies angrily “beat you with a stick? I mean ted that sounds wonderful don't get me wrong but why would that be my first option? You know me, I'd use a bat. ``'' Don't be disrespecting me out here man ``Bill says with pride. “You guys suck” ted said “alex here's your pancakes” “thank you peasant” i reply proudly “after bills done with his pancake do yall wanna go check out the city now? But actually this time” ted says “yeah that sounds good” i agree and bill said something but i'm not too sure of it it got lost in translation for he had a mouth full of pancake but im sure he agreed because he finished his food and got on his bike. We all get on the little cruisers and we pull start them up it took a few trys because it was pretty cold but we got them all going “maybe check the gas we might need to refill'' i suggest for some reason mine was completely bone dry even though i remember filling it up 2 days ago before we got here. I thought whatever and filled the tank up, the other guys on the other hand were good though they both had full tanks i thought that was really weird. We started heading towards the old abandoned town, we got to were we were yesterday or so we had thought anyways. We hear a loud shrieking and we think that it's just a bird so we continue onwards, not towards the sound though of course. We get to a old science lab so we investigate it, we go inside and we see a bunch of weird looking animals in glass jars that look super mutated. We found the main room and there were samples of species we've never even heard of before, we read some more papers and we found out what they were doing at this lab. They were taking mutated animals dna and mixing it with this weird green nucleic liquid after seeing that we left because we were super confused, why didnt anyone know of this? Why wasn't anybody close informed? I mean we all had so many questions. We ended up finding a map to everything on the island and it looked like the island was disguised as a normal civilization but over the years the government had bought it to do experiments with animals and mutation. We find the old agricultural farm were they kept most of the animals. According to some of the lab reports we saw, they were still there. We didn't know what to expect but we knew for sure that they were mutated in some way, so we get there and we hear more shrieking only this time its way louder. I see on the other side of the farm there is 3 boats so i had an idea ”alright i think that we should get out of here” “on what’ bill replies ’the ferry isn't gonna be here for another couple of days”  “lool” i pointed at the boats “we drag one with some ropes with the bikes or we could drive it to our side” we still haven't gotten a full view of the farm so we had no clue what we were getting into. The farm was just a couple hundred yards away from some trees so we walked down and we started to smell one of the worst stenches I think I have ever smelt in my whole life. All of our noses wrinkle in disgust as we smell the putrid horrid animals, we get down to see what we were smelling and oh god it was one of the worst sights i had ever seen. I wish i never went to the stupid island, there was thousands upon thousands of these mutated chickens in cages. They had jagged shark teeth, yes shark teeth and there skin was yellow,green and purple they sounded like a dying animal or something being tortured in the worst way possible. They were all in stacks that went so high, almost 50 feet at least that's just a guess, right next to them were 2 big cans filled to the brim with the green nucleic ooze and both of them had tubes leading to the chickens so they were all drinking that liquid. There were so many of them, hundreds, maybe even thousands and they were all mutated so we had no clue what they could do, at least not yet. So we all decided to ride the colemans to the boat try to load them on and drive back to our camp, but little did we know what would happen. We started walking passed the chickens and they all went dead silent it was super creepy then every chicken in the 50 foot tall chicken coop started looking dead at us almost if they were smart enough to know what we were we continued to walk towards the dock but as we took a couple more steps we hear a creaking sound, almost like a gated door had just been opened we all turn around and look at the big coupe. It was the most terrifying scene that has ever flooded my mind. The mutated zombified chickens or whatever you want to call them were starting to get out, one by one. They looked dead into our souls for 10 seconds then they started shrieking and chasing us. We were all pretty fast so we made it to the docks on time. “Should we take the colemans” i say as a heard of zombie chickens is chasing after me “hell no do you want to be dinner for a bunch of green chickens” ted says so we left them. We got on the boat relatively quick the gates of the chickens were still opening slowly, there was quit a few but not that many. As we were taking off from the dock chickens started jumping in the water after us “whack them with that oar right there” i suggested “alright’ as ted proceeds yo beat the chickens that were swimming after us with a oar. As we get back to camp we hear shrieking so they must know where we are. “What about the side by side?” ted asks “hell you can stay with it, but me I'm gonna get myself the hell outta here” bill says “i'll buy me a new one back at the mainland but I ain't staying here’. So we get all our supplies on the boat when i heard ted scream “CHICKENS” we try to rush on as fast as we can but one of the chickens ended up getting ted, he was the farthest from the boat. “TEDDDD” me and bill screamed but it was to late ted was already turning into a chicken. He started sprouting feathers and one of his arms turned into a chicken wing his face started turning all feathery and his mouth became a beak. He still had teds eye though but this wasn't ted. It was a huge zombie chicken/human combination and let me tell you it was absolutely terrifying. Me and bill we stay for a second but then whatever ted became started chasing after us we got away in the boat though. We started to get out of range of the island until we got launched back by another green looking creature, it wasn't a chicken though it was some type of sea animal. We flew through the air and landed on the farm side of the island. Me and bill got knocked out i have no clue for how long. When we woke up i see chickens just all gathered around bill… he was gone as soon as they backed up he started turning into what ted turned into, soon i realize if i don't use that other boat im next. So still acting like i'm asleep i slowly start to get up then i sprint, they didn't see me they were pretty busy with ted. I got to the boat and I started to drive away from the island in tears knowing that my only 2 friends were mutated zombie chickens and to the horrors i had seen on the island. As im getting out of sight i turn around for one last gaze, but as i do i see something almost as horrible i see a mouth the size of a parking lot just come up to the surface of the sea and it started to whirlpool me into its stomach. I tried my best to get away but whatever that creature was ended up getting me. I woke up yet again but this time im in a dark pit, i think it is the stomach. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness i see the digested system and i knew exactly were i was, it was the stomach as i realize whats about to happen i brace myself for the pain of the next few hours, i was about to be digested. Slowly I get closer to the monstrous hole that looks almost like a demonic mouth. I hear my ship start to enter first and i slowly prepare my self in any way i can, i knew however what my fate was i was going to be a snack for this mutated monster. At least i didn't turn into a giant mutated monster human zombie chicken like bill and ted but this was definitely going to be painful. I close my eyes and embrace what's about to happen and i just except it, it gets to wear i am and slowly my arm goes first its one of the most painful things i have ever witnessed i pulled my arm out and i fainted to blood loss. I wake up and I look at myself, I look officially like a ghost so i make a guess that i am. Dead nor alive just living in this mutated whatever I didn't even see it for eternity. Sadly this is where i must stop tell the tale of me(alex), bill and ted. Thank you for listening and have a good evening.