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Nasty Little Creatures

October 26, 2010
By shellbi123 SILVER, East Jordan, Michigan
shellbi123 SILVER, East Jordan, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
"don't say sorry if your not"

They walk with their long, hairy legs, which they have 8 of. I mean come on don’t they ever shave those wild things. Yeah I’m talking about spiders. The ugliest, hairiest creatures in the world. Then some other “fantastic” things about them are that they are all over the world, all different types of them, and they are all different sizes. Isn’t that just awesome?

Spider’s are the most hideous thing’s in the world, their gross eyes, their longs creepy legs, the way that they walk. Then what makes everything better is that some types of spiders are poisonous, some have teeth, and others are so tiny that they could climb into your mouth at night. I absolutely despise their creepy, hairy, nasty little body’s that they can hold with eggs, to make more little nasty’s, oh isn’t that wonderful?

Then if you think about it, they are crawling all over the place, and you don’t even know it. They could be crawling all up and down your leg, and would you know? Hmmmmmmm…. I don’t think so. I believe that spider’s are the creepiest things in life. I think that you should believe the same thing, because you just read what I wrote, and if I were you I wouldn’t appreciate a dang spider crawling on mean, because that just gives me the Hebe jebes.

Spider’s are only good for one thing and that’s too, eat other little bug’s that are weird. Although spiders are bad for a bunch of things, but I think I should only name one, and that’s being able to live. If they would just stay in a little whole where I don’t know where they are, then that would be okay, but they are everywhere, and I know, so that proves my point.

The author's comments:
this is a parody on spiers, and how much i despise them.

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