Hey! Yeah you, are you struggling to get a job because you don’t know how to dress properly? Well, you’ve come to the right place, thankfully by how you look this won’t be too hard to make you look presentable hopefully. 
   First things first, lose the attitude yes, I know I just insulted you but I'm not wrong. Once I'm done informing you though, I will be wrong... in theory at least. Okay now, first things first get some good nice-looking clothing like a button-up shirt and a nice pair of kakis or a skirt and a nice button-up shirt. Then get some shoes or high heels, unfortunately you can't wear your crocs even if you put them in sport mode you just can't sorry not sorry. Oh yeah almost forgot, before you do all of that but on your undys or tighty-whitys and plain socks not your ben 10, Barby doll, or whatever other type weird socks you have (P.S. Grow up or don’t if you don’t want to, totally not judging). 
   Now on to your... hair? Wait is that even hair or a rainbow birds' nest, hair styles people pick now and days are just whew, no offense of course *wink wink*. But for now, do what I say and you might just get that job. Now you're going to want to wash your hair because it looks like you haven't washed it in months. Now set your hair in a way that says, “I am totally not putting my hair like this so I can get this job.”  
   If you are into doing this, you could put some make-up on or just put chap stick on because I know for sure that no one wants to look at those magnitude 9.5 earthquake accident, that’s for sure. Oops sorry I almost forgot again, do something that will clear your face up because it looks like green hill zone from sonic just with a lot more hills. Like a lot more. 
Once you do all of that you should be fine and if anything, I'm sure McDonalds is hiring as long as you are able to say, “the ice cream machine is broken, sorry.”