My family has a long line of hair - no pun intended. My brothers and I each had luscious locks of golden brown hair. Our hair was like a lightbulb, so shiny and bright. Some females even thought our hair was fake, commenting “Your hair is so perfect. Do you straighten it everyday?” The obvious answer is no, given that we are guys.

As it is known, all good things must come to an end. Our Beatle style hair doo was buzzed off. This transformed us from Goldy Locks to hedgehogs. We went from shaggy, to clean cut, ready to enlist in the military. As our fluffy flo grows longer and longer, we turn into Chia pets. Our hair is strong and thick as it fights to stay standing up.

From long hair to short hair we know one thing - we will always have hair. Fortunately for us, we won’t have to worry about hair loss when we grow older...knock on wood.