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Algebra One MAG

By Anonymous

   Remember all those rationals and irrationals, the ones we got confused?

I still get them wrong and I am not very amused.

Digits and decimals, too many D's

But wait until we start on those x, y, and z's.

Powers of 10 are expressed by exponents in many ways,

But, remember, there is only one and that is to have them raised.

Counting all those zeros makes me very crazy,

So use that scientific notation and don't be so lazy.

Collections of elements in sets are a breeze.

Elements follow a pattern just like 1, 2, and 3's.

A variable is a symbol like x which has 1 value, not 2.

If you put the right variable in an open sentence, the statement will be true.

Factoring numbers can be such a bore!

But, prime numbers are the best since the factors are only 1 and itself, and nothing more.

Basic axioms of algebra leave you in awe,

But not to understand them is one major flaw.

The most important axiom is the distributive one.

It's the one we used the most, but it wasn't that fun.

Reciprocals are the numbers that always do a flip upside down.

Inverses are very different and in their own special way they turn around.

Numbers and variables are jumbled disorderly,

Are called equations and are only solved algebraically

Solving inequalities can make you want to die,

But, there are only 3 choices: greater than, less than, or equal to, so there is no need to cry.

Polynomials can leave you in such a disarray,

But, just remember there are coefficients and constant terms and then you will be straightened out today.

Products of binomials can take you so long to do a few.

But, just skip the steps and use FOIL without a big to do.

Figuring out ordered pairs can leave you in such a mess.

But, if you remember the x-axis, y-axis, and origin, you'll do them with success.

Systems of linear equations can be solved in 4 different ways.

Substitution, addition method, determinants, and graphing with different rays.

The slope always equals rise over run.

If you remember this you'll always get those problems done.

Quotients of 2 polynomials are called Rational Algebraic Expression.

If you don't reduce them fully they will leave you in a great big depression.

Square roots and cubic roots leave me very puzzled, But the index and radicand leave me troubled.

Square-free integers can't be broken down anymore.

They are like 2, 3, and 5, but never integers like 16 or 4.

There are many other rules, guidelines and steps to Algebra 1

But, we still have Geometry, Algebra 2 and Analysis to continue the fun!!!





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on Oct. 22 2010 at 5:10 pm
springdance BRONZE, Hebron, New Hampshire
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Favorite Quote:
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein

Ha, ha, ha! I remember algebra one! I would have rather written this poem than do the work. Luv it!

on Oct. 22 2010 at 10:18 am
fashionlover16 SILVER, New Gloucester, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
I honestly don't know what my favorite personal quote is. I can tell u what i like, if u want that. I really like the twilight series. whenever my mom suggests that we should go shopping, i light up. I love shopping. well thats about it, byez!!!!! <3

Huh, thats funny, i am in algebra 1 right now, at this very moment. Right when i am typing this comment, kids around me are taking a test. lol!

WhiteShadows said...
on Oct. 10 2010 at 8:56 pm
WhiteShadows, Ocala, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
You've gotta work like you don't need the money/love like you'll never be hurt/
Sing like no one is listening/ and live like it's heaven on Earth.-Anonymous

Can you write me a poem about solving equationg with variables on both side of the equal sign?! JK i loved it that made me smile

NerdStuff3 said...
on Sep. 30 2010 at 8:34 pm
I hate math in general + i just started Algebra 1

on Sep. 30 2010 at 8:18 pm
HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
21 articles 7 photos 90 comments

Favorite Quote:
Let It Be-The Beatles
Music is the only thing that makes sense any more-Me
Make love, not war-a bunch of people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you-Me :)

haha wow. niice. we are just finishing up with scientific notation in Alegebra 1

on Sep. 30 2010 at 12:07 pm
writerfluid SILVER, Tempe, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
Greater good? I am your wife. I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

I hate Algebra, but I love your writing!!

on Sep. 30 2010 at 7:28 am
BeckoningLovely GOLD, Wilmington, Delaware
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Favorite Quote:
"I think our favorite quotes say more about us than the people we are quoting," John Green

It's funny, I'm reading this in Algebra I now... teacher's not here and we finished the work early! ;) Great poem! I'll have to send this to my friends.

on Sep. 8 2010 at 10:02 pm
BooBooBunny BRONZE, Burnesville, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"A man's a success if he wakes up and goes to bed-and in between does what he wants to do."- Bob Dylan

Trust me, Alegra 2 is even worse. (especially if you're a freshmen in a class that's half juniors..Not fun.) But LOVED the poem. My it reminds me of all the dorky think my Algebra 1 teacher used to get us to remember equations. 

Please check out my work if you have the time.


paperflowers said...
on Sep. 8 2010 at 1:06 pm
paperflowers, Imaginary, Indiana
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I like algebra :)

on Aug. 17 2010 at 7:55 pm
DiamondsIntheGrass GOLD, Martinsville, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
Worry is simply a misuse of the imagination.

wow. you covered an entire year of algebra classes in one poem.  cool. but i have to say that i don't like this poem for the simple fact that i'm not a huge math fan. thats all. but neat idea.

on Aug. 17 2010 at 7:51 pm
annahxox BRONZE, Glen Cove, New York
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Favorite Quote:
\"If the world feels cold, make it your business to build fires\"

hahaha i feel the exact same way

i hate math & im absolutley terrible at it.


diane[yhang] said...
on Aug. 4 2010 at 10:29 pm
really LOVE it!!! nice one!!

on Jul. 26 2010 at 3:46 pm
MaryTD PLATINUM, Burns, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
"To be great you must first be good."

"I'm not going to stay dead the rest of my life!" - Theo in The Kestrel

This is exactly what my Algebra One class was like! This is perfect!

inspir3d GOLD said...
on Jul. 26 2010 at 11:45 am
inspir3d GOLD, Norcross, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
We're all just looking for attention, to be discovered overnight. We're all frustrated by the popular ones that claim the limelight before they fall to pieces. So many of us are stuck under the radar--what makes me different? You decide!

A poem about math...i love it!! it's a clever rebellion :)

well written and catchy. did you write this for school? if not, nice job on remembering all those terms haha!! i think you would like my poem Characters. It should be approved in a few days.

Thanks! :)


Danica SILVER said...
on Jul. 26 2010 at 11:40 am
Danica SILVER, Avondale, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
"It is our choices, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Albus Dumbledore

This is hilarious and really well written!  It flows very nicely.  If you have the chance, I'd love your opinion on some of my work! :)

on Jul. 26 2010 at 11:04 am
I love this; hate algebra. I liked geometry better lol. Could you guys please check out my stuff? I appreciate it much.

on Jul. 26 2010 at 10:12 am
Stefegg PLATINUM, Maysville, Missouri
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Favorite Quote:
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world."

I took Alg I last year and reading through this I remembered everything you talked about.  It just makes me so excited to take Geometry this year! (That was sarcasm haha) Your poem was very good and I don't think I could remember all the rules that you wrote about.  Good Job! Keep Writing!

on Jul. 4 2010 at 8:16 am
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

dreamer_of_dreams:

i hate math more than anything but this poem, which was amazing, didn't stir up bad memories or anything like that. you sound like a stuck up brat and as far as i know, you are one. nice dr. suess interpretation, tho =P


on Jun. 12 2010 at 4:46 pm
QueenOfHearts BRONZE, Benninton, Vermont
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really i Love algebra :)

on Jun. 12 2010 at 3:57 pm
writing.is.my.life. SILVER, Newburgh, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength." Philippians 4:13

"Perspective is a lovely hand to hold." -Matthew Thiessen

This poem is really good! I've never seen a poem about math before! It was cool! Algebra one is horrible...