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Algebra One MAG

By Anonymous

   Remember all those rationals and irrationals, the ones we got confused?

I still get them wrong and I am not very amused.

Digits and decimals, too many D's

But wait until we start on those x, y, and z's.

Powers of 10 are expressed by exponents in many ways,

But, remember, there is only one and that is to have them raised.

Counting all those zeros makes me very crazy,

So use that scientific notation and don't be so lazy.

Collections of elements in sets are a breeze.

Elements follow a pattern just like 1, 2, and 3's.

A variable is a symbol like x which has 1 value, not 2.

If you put the right variable in an open sentence, the statement will be true.

Factoring numbers can be such a bore!

But, prime numbers are the best since the factors are only 1 and itself, and nothing more.

Basic axioms of algebra leave you in awe,

But not to understand them is one major flaw.

The most important axiom is the distributive one.

It's the one we used the most, but it wasn't that fun.

Reciprocals are the numbers that always do a flip upside down.

Inverses are very different and in their own special way they turn around.

Numbers and variables are jumbled disorderly,

Are called equations and are only solved algebraically

Solving inequalities can make you want to die,

But, there are only 3 choices: greater than, less than, or equal to, so there is no need to cry.

Polynomials can leave you in such a disarray,

But, just remember there are coefficients and constant terms and then you will be straightened out today.

Products of binomials can take you so long to do a few.

But, just skip the steps and use FOIL without a big to do.

Figuring out ordered pairs can leave you in such a mess.

But, if you remember the x-axis, y-axis, and origin, you'll do them with success.

Systems of linear equations can be solved in 4 different ways.

Substitution, addition method, determinants, and graphing with different rays.

The slope always equals rise over run.

If you remember this you'll always get those problems done.

Quotients of 2 polynomials are called Rational Algebraic Expression.

If you don't reduce them fully they will leave you in a great big depression.

Square roots and cubic roots leave me very puzzled, But the index and radicand leave me troubled.

Square-free integers can't be broken down anymore.

They are like 2, 3, and 5, but never integers like 16 or 4.

There are many other rules, guidelines and steps to Algebra 1

But, we still have Geometry, Algebra 2 and Analysis to continue the fun!!!





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ellie315 GOLD said...
on Mar. 3 2011 at 11:17 pm
ellie315 GOLD, South Pasadena, California
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Favorite Quote:
"And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything." -- William Shakespeare

I'm impressed that it rhymes but....what the heck?

on Mar. 3 2011 at 5:52 pm
nightwolfsnow GOLD, Suffolk, Virginia
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Ahaha! Shoot! I WISH I could go back to Algebra I! I'm in AP Calc. x.x

on Mar. 3 2011 at 3:20 pm
mcnwritingsoul SILVER, Fairfield, Connecticut
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;They can&#039;t scare me, if I scare them first.&quot; -Lady Gaga<br /> &amp;<br /> &quot;I remember watching the mascara tears flood the ivories and I thought, &quot;It&#039;s OK to be sad.&quot; I&#039;ve been trained to love my darkness.&quot; -Lady Gaga

Hi guys, can some of you pleaasssee read my poems? i am a young poet, STARVING for feedback!!! plz!!

on Feb. 9 2011 at 11:47 pm
msztweetybabii PLATINUM, Mattapan, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.&quot;- Natheniel Hawthorne.

oops, I didnt mean to comment on your poem. My bad. 

on Feb. 9 2011 at 11:45 pm
msztweetybabii PLATINUM, Mattapan, Massachusetts
21 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.&quot;- Natheniel Hawthorne.

Excuse me, but I saw this poem before..You did not write it..Please don't take credit for other people's work..Please be original. 

Not trying to be rude, just saying.


mememelo said...
on Feb. 9 2011 at 7:33 pm
mememelo, Lamar, South Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
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lol hey im taking algebra one for the second time... lol if it was more like this poem i mite actually pass goodd job btw :):)

on Feb. 9 2011 at 2:16 pm
HannahBanana23 BRONZE, Eatonville, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
You have enemies? Good. That means you&#039;ve stood up for something, sometime in your life<br /> Winston Churchill

Wow I have never like math and well this gives me a different perspective but other than that I still dont get it.

on Feb. 9 2011 at 8:09 am
emoducks BRONZE, Schuylkill Haven, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Life will only be amazing if you make it that way.&quot; <br /> -Me (:

haha nice. :) XD

on Feb. 2 2011 at 5:01 am
Woah!I think this poem inspires many students to do well in math!It well never be boring!Solving problems,equations , was pretty cool!Algebra 1 was amazing.WE ♥ MATH!

on Jan. 31 2011 at 6:36 am
hehehe like it.. i really love it..

miley cyrus said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 9:12 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gman123 said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 9:06 am
this poem really desribes how challenging algebra one is

on Jan. 18 2011 at 7:40 pm
CharlesDickens SILVER, Georgetown, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;I do not agree with what you have to say, but I&#039;ll defend to the death your right to say it.&quot;<br /> ~Voltaire

I just sent this to my friend Tyler.

you should make this lyrics to a song.

parody mebbe...


on Jan. 18 2011 at 7:37 pm
CharlesDickens SILVER, Georgetown, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;I do not agree with what you have to say, but I&#039;ll defend to the death your right to say it.&quot;<br /> ~Voltaire

oh my gosh.  true dat!

on Jan. 18 2011 at 7:37 pm
CharlesDickens SILVER, Georgetown, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;I do not agree with what you have to say, but I&#039;ll defend to the death your right to say it.&quot;<br /> ~Voltaire

I got scared at first when I saw the title of this poem, being a freshman in high school, but as I read it, I laughed.

It's been a while since somebody has made me laugh.  Be proud of your work.


zanay BRONZE said...
on Jan. 18 2011 at 4:46 pm
zanay BRONZE, Van Nuys, California
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Favorite Quote:
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

I'm a freshman in Algebra 2 and I totally agree with you!

on Jan. 18 2011 at 4:37 pm
precalc is the bane of my life!! Love Alg. But gr8 poem

on Jan. 13 2011 at 12:11 am
Elizabeth_Day SILVER, Battle Ground, Washington
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oh, goodness.  I couldn't STAND geometry.  Far too many constructions for my liking.

Gigantron GOLD said...
on Dec. 27 2010 at 7:44 pm
Gigantron GOLD, Somewhere, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;There is a fundamental difference between religion, which is based on authority (imposed dogma, faith), [as opposed to] science, which is based on observation and reason. Science will win because it works.&quot;<br /> <br /> -Stephen Hawking

Ha, this was great! Please do one on Algebraic Graph Theory when you get the chance. :) 

on Dec. 27 2010 at 4:21 pm
Wolfheart BRONZE, Aslan&#39s Country, California
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DIE ALGEBRA!!!! D8