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How to survive a horror movie
Say you have a psycho killer
Who made you the star of the next movie thriller
Follow these tips my child,
You will see
That sometimes the killer is after thee!
Go down no stairs, go in no attic
Or soon your death will be quite tragic
Trust in no one, not even a friend
Or soon you'll meet a true foul end
Go into light and never the dark
Stay out of places that have tree bark
You may live to see tomorrow
Just make sure he does not follow.
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