You're like that bottle of
milk I wanted when I was a baby.
You're like that piece of candy I
wanted when I was a toddler.
You're like that Hannah Montana
CD I wanted when I was a pre-teen.
You're like that boyfriend I wanted
when I turned thirteen. You're like
that car I wanted when I turned
sixteen. You're like that college I
wanted to go to when I turned eighteen. You're like that bottle of vodka I wanted when I turned
twenty-one. You're like that dream house I wanted to buy when I turned thirty. You're like that man I wanted to marry when I turned forty. You're like that life
I always dreamed of, and that luck I've never had; that's why I will forever be so sad.