Oh handsome guy as handsome as can be,
I see you but you can't see me!
I blush so hard when your around
That's why I'm laying down low, to the ground!

When you smile in my general direction
I have to say that I feel a serious connection!
You and I are just meant to be together
We'd live with my parents and be happy forever!

I think you'd like me if you only knew
I know we both like pizza and doctor who!
Your favorite pair of Socks has two holes and they're bright green
Guess what! They're my favorite too from the ones that I've seen.

I don't consider this an obsession
Lots of my friends I've named cats after them
Sure... Half of them are named after you
But that's not a ton since I only have thirty two.

It's not considered creeping...
I just think you look happier when you're sleeping!
Your face is so peaceful and relaxed
And if my press my face against the window I can catch a whiff of your "Axe!"

Oh man of perfection and teeth of pearl,
Please have pity on this poor girl!
Just give me this one little chance!
Please say yes and go with me to the dance :)