There are salty, crunchy, greasy chips
"Whole corn, corn oil, salt"
a beautiful delight I never have to pry myself from.

There are cookies from a long lost uncle-
who can really make a killer batch,
scrumptious chocolate chips
blended with oatmeal, peanut butter, walnuts, your choice.
Baked to a mouth-watering perfection.
My true Achilles' heel.

There's double-stuffed creamy goodness
sandwiched between two delectable chocolate circles
cookies, a favorite to all.
Creating blackened smiles, a mouthful of leftovers.

There's a buttery spread that could rule the world
if everyone just took a bite.
That's all you'd need to fall in love with this delight.
No arteries will clog from this divine yellow tub.

There are tender, meaty skewers,
dripping in heaven-sent sauce.
Judging from the way my hounds drool,
it must be true, that these are even better
than the real thing.

There's sticky, gooey candy that stays on your teeth.
There's shakable bits of smokey rich flavor, and
There's excellent chocolate cake-
its flavor could fool a million.

There's veggies and fruits and bland crackers too-
but they don't compare to all those savory, sweet
mouthfuls that are out there and more.

There's nothing to miss out on,
But a whole lot to stay in for.
All those vegan delights.