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By-ways and Highways

May 10, 2010
By Jack_Meriwether SILVER, Paulding, Ohio
Jack_Meriwether SILVER, Paulding, Ohio
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Favorite Quote:
"Let X equal the quantity of all quantities of X. Let X equal the cold. It is cold in December. The months of cold equal November through February. There are four months of cold, and four of heat, leaving four months of indeterminate temperature. In February it snows. In March the Lake is a lake of ice. In September the students come back and the bookstores are full. Let X equal the month of full bookstores. The number of books approaches infinity as the number of months of cold approaches four. I will never be as cold now as I will in the future. The future of cold is infinite. The future of heat is the future of cold. The bookstores are infinite and so are never full except in September...” -Proof, David Auburn

Happy Birthday to you,
you've come all the way through
and here you are!
Happy Birthday to you.

Happy New Day to you,
your mother comes from Asia, too.
It's a mystery as to who you are.
Happy New Day to you.

Happy/Sad Day for you
because your changeling just grew.
We won't know who you are.
Happy/Sad Day for you.

Happy By-Ways to you,
don't end up in the zoo.
Open your cage and go so far,
Happy By-Ways to you

Show-n-Tell Day for me,
Your mother made me kimchee
as she held it in a jar
Show-n-Tell Day for me.

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