red cups
blue cups
empty cups
no cups for me

I
am
the awkward kid
with the soda can

I
am
the guy who
won't let you call your Ex

I
am
the guy who
won't let you take her upstairs

I
am
the guy who
drives you home every weekend

I
am
the guy who
sneaks you into your house

I
am
the guy
who makes sure you don't smell like puke

I
am
the guy who
tucks you in when you can't

I
am
the guy who
leaves the aspirin on the nightstand

I
am
the guy who
takes away the rest of your cups

I
am
the guy who
you beg to drink every weekend

I say no

you're welcome

sorry for being sober