"I'm a boy.
Here's how it goes...
I'm gonna flirt with you,
then diss you,
I'll send you mixed messages,
hit on your friends,
lie to you.
Then I will lead you on
so you fall for me.
I'll make you happy for a night,
but tomorrow,
I'll completely ignore you.
You'll be the one I turn to
when I need a friend
or a confidence boost.
You know what the best part is?
You can't do anything about it
because you love me.
And you don't want to lose me.
Ha."
Is this what we're calling ourselves? Huh? I say, NO.
NEVER.
Hi.
I'm a gentleman.
Here's how it goes...
I'm gonna flirt with you,
then invite you out.
I'll send cute goodnight messages,
ask your friends if you like me,
maybe admit a couple secrets.
Then I'll wait until I know
you've fallen for me.
I'll make you happy for a night,
but tomorrow,
I'll make you ecstatic.
You'll be the one I turn to
when I need a friend,
or closure.
You know what the best part is?
We can't do anything about it
because it'll be love.
And we don't want to lose each other.
Aw.