Here’s to the All American Girls
Blonde, Bubbly and Bright Eyed.
Our eyes are the deep blue ocean,
Our hair is the suns golden rays.

Here’s to the All American Girls
Our smiles shine radiantly
Like polished diamonds.

Here’s to the All American Girls
A’s on every paper,
Our minds are nearly as bright as our teeth.

Here’s to the All American Girls
We’re the life of the party.
The social butterfly,
Making friends with everyone we meet.

Here’s to the All American Girls
We live in the perfectly decorated house
At the end of the street,
With a white picket fence
And our happy family.

Here’s to the All American Girls
Who are forever striving
To reach peoples high expectations.
People like what they see,
But if they looked a bit closer
They’d find it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.