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They're Better Fictional
Boyfriends.
They’re better fictional.
In reality, boyfriends hurt,
A lot.
But if they’re fictional,
You don’t have to worry about
the pain of
Lying,
Cheating,
Beating,
Teasing,
Laughing,
Abandoning,
And most of all,
Breaking
Your heart into
A billion,
Itty,
Bitty,
Teeny,
Tiny,
Little
bits.
Boyfriends.
They're better fictional.
In fantasy, boyfriends are awesome,
Really.
If they’re fictional,
They might not
Be able to
Pay much attention to you,
Give much to you,
Smile at you,
Frown at you,
Look at you,
Or even
Know you exist.
But that’s OK.
Us Fangirls don’t mind.
No, We don’t care
One,
Itty,
Bitty,
Teeny,
Tiny,
Little
Bit.
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