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Ramen Beard

January 9, 2017
By Zman2320 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
Zman2320 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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My friend's beard is stringy Ramen Noodles. It goes down to the bottom of his chest, only took him 8 years. My friends beard is thick, my friends beard is loud and yells that he's a hunter. It’s messy and the beard is noted like a fishing line that never comes apart. The beard is puffy and smells like the soup we had for lunch. His beard is puffy and his beard is curly, you could almost braid it by now. 


My beard is small copper wire. Half the time you can’t even seen it. My beard is ruff, my beard is dangerous when hugging loved ones. It scratches and pokes. After a clean shave all I can smell is aftershave and my face feels so smooth and fresh.



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