Through the hallways, out the door
To the math club they go once more
Donning pocket protectors
And enjoying lectures
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Shirts tucked in and buttoned up
At home they have their Star Wars cup
A room adorned with scientists
A football that was never missed
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Trophies for the spelling bee
Never one for sports you see
Knee-high socks beneath sandals
A new book bag with built-in handles
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A sense of humor that is quite a bore
To be anti-social is all they're for
Pok'mon cards they collect
A Yu-Gi-Oh video they never eject
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Infinitely combed hair and coke-bottle glasses
Sprinting down the halls to their classes
Their only toy is a calculator
And their hero is Darth Vader
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A long-sleeved shirt worn round the waist
And stupid jokes that are science-based
A bizarre laugh that never fails
And huge braces that seem like rails
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Obsession for a fanny-pack
The latest computer you can't hack
Physical activity is quite a drag
Unless you're playing 'Wii tag'
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If you meet one, run away
Their mission: to annoy you every day
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