How many of you guys have a crazy family? Me? I have two little sisters and a baby brother (although random people call him a girl) HE'S A BOY, PEOPLE! Just 'cause he's got long hair, that doesn't make him a girl. Other people (adults mainly) gotta read my stuff about labels.            

Anyways, well, it's all about survival in my house. Every person for themselves. Trust me, you might wanna stand 100 feet away from my family. Not to mention...They smell fear. *Duh-duh-duh* I'm just messin' with ya! But for reals, they tend to ALWAYS be on an energy rush...And they don't even drink caffeine! So, here's something I wanted to share with you guys, that was so funny. Imma put dialogue in this, just to explain to you guys how it actually happened. *April 15, 2018* ( My dad approaches Keke, while pretending he knows Kung-Fu (which he really doesn't) ( Keke is a year older than my other little sister) KEKE: Why does Daddy always wanna fight? Keke doesn't wanna fight, but she still gets up anyways. My other sister (Nevaeyah) joins in on the fight, too. A few minutes later, their both on the couch, laughing 'cause they lost. DADDY: C'mon Keke, you can't quit. What if you do take Karate classes? You gotta show those other kids who's boss. Keke and Nevaeyah get back up and start fighting, again. ANOTHER few minutes later, Keke is relaxing on the couch, when SUDDENLY, my dad grabs a mesh ball and throws it right at her. She attempts to dodge it with a pillow, but fails miserably. Allowing the mesh ball to smack her in the face (although she denies that it hit her in the face) WE ALL SAW IT, KEKE! DON'T DENY IT! If only I'd caught it on camera! I swear, that was the first time, in a LONG time, that I laughed so hard. It made my stomach hurt. 

 *New Article* Today, my parent's play-fought, again. Here's how it happened. Dialogue, please! Lights, camera...Action! My dad just came back from work, and he got in the shower. Then...DAD: Turtle, come here, real quick. ME: Yeah? DAD: Did you still wanna learn how to invest gold coins? ME: Sure. *enters Mom* MOM: Juan, I thought you were in the shower. DAD: Yeah, but I'm showing Turtle how to invest her money. MOM: That can't wait until after you get outta the shower? *Dad gets back in the shower* MOM: That's what I thought. *Mom and I laugh*